Off Topic: Bin Laden Calls For Truce

Osama Bin Laden’s latest taped message called for a truce of sorts, which leads me to believe that the gig may soon be up for him and his goon squad.

We do not object to a long-term truce with you on the basis of fair conditions that we respect.

He now sounds more like that hippie teacher from Beavis and Butthead than the fire-and-brimstone demagogue from years past.

He must know his side is losing.

No word yet on when Jesse Jackson, Sean Penn and Harry Belafonte are to fly to Afghanistan to begin negotiations.

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