That’s the subject line for maybe the funniest message board post ever (password may be required), up today on the Colorado State message board.
An excerpt from all the ‘coaches’ who posted:
CharlesWeis
Speaking of DVD players, anyone see that Noel Devine tape? I can?t wait to show that kid my four SuperBowl rings.
RobertBowden
Tha? boy can run like da dickens. I?m always on tha lookout for boys who can outrun tha Tallahasa popo
JimmyTressel
Sure wish Devine went to Glenville.
LarryEdwardCoker
Hasn?t returned my calls since the Peach Bowl.
PhillipFulmer
OOH! I?m telling! You guys aren?t allowed to talk about recruits. I?m telling Myles!!
JimmyTressel
Who is up for some Tresselball?
CharlesWeis
Jim, nobody wants to play that boring excuse for football. Grow some balls and at least attempt a first down once in awhile. Maybe then you?ll have a chance to do like I did and win four SuperBowls!
JimmyTressel
Hey Charlie, guess what. Teddy Ginn just scored again!
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