Lane Kiffin might need his own dedicated blog, the way this is going. We might have to call him the ‘King of the Offseason’ as he is the only thing making news these days.
Kiffin told (recruit Alshon) Jeffrey that if he chose the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina.
Classy.
Someone once asked me if Kiffin pissed in my cornflakes, given all the attention he gets from me. A better question is: Who pissed in Kiffin’s cornflakes? Here’s a guy who was nurtured at the knee of some of football’s best coaches and used those connections to start his own career, yet judging by the way he acts and the size of the chip on his shoulder, you’d think he hailed from the slums of Mumbai.
Actually, I asked if he pissed in your Fruit Loops.
Out of curiosity, HP, can you recall someone ever appearing to drive himself into the ground like Kiffin is doing? I am sure that the internet makes this worse for him, but I’m hoping you have a good comparison of some West-Coaster who I’ve lost in the shuffle who had a similarly inauspicious first few months.
I predict the Kiffy saga will get even more amusing come next season.
True or False:
Kiffin has a hand in you having the reputation to be able to write on the Heisman?
Whoever pissed in Lane Kiffins cornflakes musta did him a favor they way he has been recruiting. Say what you want about his tactics, but hes going to have Tennessee LOADED with talent, and with the coaches they got even he might not be able to screw it up.
Lame Kitty may not mess it up but you sure as hell can bet the rest of the SEC is gonna piss in his fruit loops and on his post toasties too. This lil boy has written a big check his ass can’t pay. But he’s about to find out he’s not at USC and he ain’t drivin the only caddy in this conference like he did when coachin at SC. There’s more than one horse you gotta beat in this conference and he’s gonna find out that mouth is goin to get him embarrassed. I wouldn’t have half the recruits he signed and now that Phat Fillup is gone Tennessee doesn’t have protection from NCAA rules. The tatletale ratfink can’t shield Lil Kitty from the mishaps he’s about to run into. He is a hoot though. Being and AU man even I can’t wait to see UF and Bammer dismantle juniors team. Daddy’s D ain’t gonna save sonnys butt in 09!
How many footballs did he intend to have when the Vols are on offense? One isn’t enough for Brown, muchless him and Oku. Half the big name recruits are busts so nobody in the SEC cares about what Lame Kitty signed. By the way workin in a car wash is more honorable than stompin someones head on a football field or driving drunk and killing an innocent woman as former Vols tend to do.
Man. All this pissing in corn flakes makes me want to deuce on a toaster strudel
One isn’t enough for Brown, muchless him and Oku. Half the big name recruits are busts
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